Dear Whiniest Child On The Planet,
In the name of all things holy, PLEASE. STOP. WHINING. You and your brother did not sleep last night and, frankly, I can't take it. So please stop. If you don't want the tofu, don't eat the tofu. Simple. But please stop asking for it, then pushing it away, then crying for it, and then pushing it away again. Ditto for the Cheerios. Make a decision and stick to it. Please. I realize this is difficult for a two year old. I know I am asking a lot of you. But please, PLEASE just be calm and decisive today. And quit whining.
Or at least take a very long nap.